Wednesday, December 17, 2008

May you never be caught with your cut-offs down.

This image was part of a holiday promotion by Green Day for discounted apparel. I feel that this image transcends this holiday promotion, and speaks to us all in our hearts. So, with no further ado, I wish one and all a...
MERRY "NEVER-NUDE" CHRISTMAS!!!
MAY YOUR SEASON BE FUL
L OF CUT-OFFS, AND
"NEVER-NUDENESS" IN ALL ITS GLORY!!!
Please pass this greeting on so all may enjoy in its seasonal message.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Mike, Cindy, and myself stayed up way to late one night and started talking about all the scenes that you could do with ginger bread. We got a kick out of the Idea to do Leonardo Da Vinci's Last Supper and decided to give it a try. We have worked on it since last Thursday. but it is a master piece. I think old Leonardo would be proud. Tell us what you think!





Sunday, December 7, 2008




Richard and Cindy got us tickets to the Christmas devotional. Mikes parents were also able to come up to meet us. Afterward we walked around Temple Square where I ran into my good bud Luke and his family. It was a great night to get the old Christmas spirit started! Here are some pics. they are'nt the best cuz they are just from my phone but I hope you enjoy.

Monday, December 1, 2008

I was able to see my niece Kara a week ago and she told me a great story. Here's what she said.
"Jayna guess what? the other day I got to pick out a sticker and guess which one I picked? I picked Fiona because she looks just like you. And I miss you. "
"Who Is Fiona" I asked
"You know on shrek"
"You think that I look like an oger?"
"No silly you have the same nose, cheeks and hair." I was taken back but I accepted the compliment on the grounds that She missed and loved me and tried to go home and repress the
Idea that my niece thinks I resemble an oger. But the thoughts couldn't stay down and I got curious. I went on the internet to see if I could find any pictures of my mystery twin and guess what? She was right! These are some pictures I found that prove her point.






Thursday, November 27, 2008



I'm sure this has been seen on my sisters blogs but I wanted to mention that while my wonderful Mikey was risking his life at a gun show, I was able to go down to Emery County and see my dads play. It Was Man of La Mancha. This is one of my favorite plays and I was so excited to see it. This is the set. When it comes to sets my dad is a genius! I am also very proud of my mom who played some very hard music for this production.
The other think I got to do while I was down was meet my little brother frankey the goat. He is so cute, and was so much fun to play with.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Tale of the Crossroads of the West 2008 Gunshow.

Recently I was invited to attend a gun show by my brother-in-law Jared, and it was fun to hang out with him and talk guns, movies, politics, and whatever else. However, I must admit I did fear for my life at the event. Let me paint this picture for you.

The first evidence that a gun show was taking place was the massive gathering of deisel fed monsters (American made, of course) that littered the parking lot. From these monsters exited camo-covered, boot cladding, gun yielding individuals (with just a sprinkle of mullet) geared up for a gun-powdered extravaganza. Upon surviving the "truck corral", we entered the facility when suddenly a cold sensation shivered up my spine. There hanging in all it's glory, gently swayed a banner displayed by the NRA. Though the banner was simple in nature--white background and bold black lettering--the words penetrated my soul with a pure sense of terror. With every word I read, the Fight-Or-Flight response in which we all posses began to take hold. Upon this right-wing "Title of Liberty" proclaimed a plea, a plea to unite as free men in support of the never-ending Gun Possessing War now centered against the man for which I proudly supported in this great nation's elections: Barack Obama. There I stood, surrounded by thousands of gun-toting individuals all up-in-arms over the defeat of their beloved McCain less than a month previous, about to enter one of the biggest gatherings and collections of weapons/ammo (at wholesale price, mind you) this state has witnessed this year, and all I had to protect myself was an iPod, cellphone, and my wits. Needless to say, I...was...screwed. Cautiously, I leaned over to my companion and whispered these words of desperation: "Do you think I should keep quiet the fact I voted for Obama?" With a twinkle in his eye, Jared chuckled and agreed that my concern and plan for survival was just.

Anyway, it was fun to look at all the weaponry, from the top-of-the-line to the bottom-of-the-barrel (no pun intended). Personally, I found the vintage arms to be the best of the whole selection. In fact, they had an original "Tommy Gun" from the early twentieth century, complete with a drum magazine and violin case. The highlight, however, was the booth selling vintage LP's, and I was able to score an excellent condition of The Rolling Stones' Aftermath for only $2. So with LP in hand, I walked out of the building alive to tell the tale of the Crossroads of the West 2008 Gunshow.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Dory's Perception of Moletr


This picture is inspired by Dory's comment on her idea of what Moletr should be, so look out for the Mullet avenger.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Mike's new calling in life.

Funny thing, in order to post a comment I had to type in the security word, and guess what it was? MOLETR. So you can call me: THE MOLETR-defender of peace, liberty, and what ever else a MOLETR would do...eat dirt maybe? fight cancerous body moles? This is how I roughly conceptualize my alter ego. Excuse me, however, danger is afoot: MOLETR AWAY!!!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Here's the link to a similar South Park Create-a-Character which I like much better. I decided to change how my character looks.

http://www.sp-studio.de/

Have fun!!!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Smashing Pumpkins

In dedication to one of our favorite bands, we decided to go smash our pumpkins. We went out our window on to our 3 story fire escape and chucked them as hard as we could. Mikes was pretty hollow and made a huge pop. Mine was pretty damn ripe and splattered everywhere. Thank you Carbon/Emery County for teaching us how to have cheap fun.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Coffee Talk: 2008 Elections

An old acquaintance posted this on his Facebook page:
"[name omitted] won't vote this time around. A vote against Obama is still a vote for McCain. But would vote '"Yes"' if I were from California."

I would like to know your opinion on this statement: Is this a valid statement or the uninformed rantings of the too typical U.S. Voter?

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Happy Halloweenie

Halloween Was great. We carved pumpkins ate to much and watched movies until 5 a.m. We also had a good time scaring our nieces and nephew. Mike carved the screaming man and I carved the mad scientist. good times.












Friday, October 31, 2008

Yes, we are crazy cat people! Meet Scraps and Rents (Renton) . We got Rents 2 1/2 years ago, and named him after a character from Trainspotting. We have had scraps for 1 1/2 years. We named him Scraps because when we adopted him from 4paws rescue and brought him home, he would try to eat everything like bread and gummy worms. Rents taught him well and soon started eating and grooming right. They sure do love each other.

Rents in gray and white and Scraps is striped




If we lived in South Park!!!


This is pretty much self-explanatory.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Today was the Uinta Academy Halloween Carnival. I found this mask at Hastings. I thought is was pretty cool but I wasn't sure if it would do the trick. I decided to test it out by walking around the store in it. It was a success I truly freaked out a few people and made some small children cry. After that I knew I had to have it. I found some old coaching pants of my dads, (yes they are the same ones that me and Dory both climbed in to for a photo shoot) which I stuffed with pillows. and an old man sweater that I kept from my old man phase. I put on some diabetic orthopedic shoes that I bought some years ago and grabbed a cane. I got to the comunity center a little early and I knew I had the right costume when our receptionist tried to kick me out. After I told her it was me, we decided to pull a prank. I went to the janitors closet and got a broom and started sweeping. I looked so much like a janitor that it took the girls a few minutes to realize who I was. It was a good time. I was even able to breakout some of the dance moves I've been perfecting.

sorry for the scream I was trying to self edit a few swear words.

Im finally coming out!

So after many years of living as a recluse and dodging any form of technology available, I broke down 2 yrs ago and got a cell phone. Today is another marked day on my families calendar because I am starting a blog... Mike thinks its spurred on by peer pressure but I would prefer to believe that it is more like my coming out party to a world of technological advances.